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EARTH SHAKER

Asterius, the Minotaur of Greek mythology, is awakened from a millennia-long sleep to wreak havoc on 1980s Washington, D.C.

Guimond’s fantasy novel is firmly rooted in the same genre as The Lost World and The Mummy, where hubristic scientists dig up things-better-left-buried, with predictably disastrous results. As destruction is wrought upon the iconic landmarks of the modern world by rampaging denizens of the dawn of time, readers should expect to find the same stylings they would find in a blockbuster of this ilk. The archaeologist in this case is Naomi Slocum, a redheaded hottie and resident raider-of-the-lost-whatever at Douglas Hackett’s Bizarrerie, a museum of the weird, conveniently located a few blocks from the National Mall. Slocum and Hackett have gone to Crete to dig up what they believe is the mummy of Asterius, but the mummy, as is so often the case, is not quite as dead as they thought. Upon their return to D.C., matters are complicated by Hackett’s increasing—and unexplained—madness and his murder of their Greek liaison, Bounakees; this murder is the first of many. The Bounakees sons are determined to avenge their father, recover the Minotaur and teach those nasty Americans a lesson for stealing their antiquities, their architecture and their political philosophy. Meanwhile, Asterius slowly awakens, which the author details with peculiar and clinical descriptions of his metabolism. He’s ready to resume raping and killing maidens, carried out here in graphic, bloody and cannibalistic detail. The plot is fast-paced and builds to a magnificent climax when Asterius creates an army of resurrected dinosaurs and “savages” from the contents of the Smithsonian. But these characters are two-dimensional at best and repulsive at worst; Naomi, the putative heroine, wards off far too many threats of violent rape from the bad guys. This voyeuristic violence against women is perhaps the most disturbing aspect of Guimond’s novel as men die off-page and women on.

A good action fantasy for readers with a strong stomach for rape, incest, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia and the desecration of corpses.

Pub Date: March 12, 2012

ISBN: 978-1461115885

Page Count: 442

Publisher: CreateSpace

Review Posted Online: Aug. 31, 2012

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A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

DEVOLUTION

Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z (2006).

A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

Pub Date: June 16, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine

Review Posted Online: Feb. 10, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020

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Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.

THEN SHE WAS GONE

Ten years after her teenage daughter went missing, a mother begins a new relationship only to discover she can't truly move on until she answers lingering questions about the past.

Laurel Mack’s life stopped in many ways the day her 15-year-old daughter, Ellie, left the house to study at the library and never returned. She drifted away from her other two children, Hanna and Jake, and eventually she and her husband, Paul, divorced. Ten years later, Ellie’s remains and her backpack are found, though the police are unable to determine the reasons for her disappearance and death. After Ellie’s funeral, Laurel begins a relationship with Floyd, a man she meets in a cafe. She's disarmed by Floyd’s charm, but when she meets his young daughter, Poppy, Laurel is startled by her resemblance to Ellie. As the novel progresses, Laurel becomes increasingly determined to learn what happened to Ellie, especially after discovering an odd connection between Poppy’s mother and her daughter even as her relationship with Floyd is becoming more serious. Jewell’s (I Found You, 2017, etc.) latest thriller moves at a brisk pace even as she plays with narrative structure: The book is split into three sections, including a first one which alternates chapters between the time of Ellie’s disappearance and the present and a second section that begins as Laurel and Floyd meet. Both of these sections primarily focus on Laurel. In the third section, Jewell alternates narrators and moments in time: The narrator switches to alternating first-person points of view (told by Poppy’s mother and Floyd) interspersed with third-person narration of Ellie’s experiences and Laurel’s discoveries in the present. All of these devices serve to build palpable tension, but the structure also contributes to how deeply disturbing the story becomes. At times, the characters and the emotional core of the events are almost obscured by such quick maneuvering through the weighty plot.

Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.

Pub Date: April 24, 2018

ISBN: 978-1-5011-5464-5

Page Count: 368

Publisher: Atria

Review Posted Online: Feb. 6, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2018

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