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THE WORST STUDENT ON EARTH!

An appealing, space-age Robin Hood/Huckleberry Finn combo.

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In Miltenberg’s (Thank God, 2013, etc.) middle-grade SF novel, a student’s inability to follow instructions during an intergalactic “Career Day” lands him on Earth.

Ryon XYQZ-4973 is proud to be the worst student in the Rigel-Z star system. He regularly finds himself facing disciplinary action from his crabby teacher robot for various offenses, including hacking the school’s system to change his and his classmates’ grades and turning a space-bus invisible. Unsurprisingly, Ryon doesn’t follow the rules during a class trip to the Grand Central Pan Galactic Port Authority Library Museum and Gift Shop; as a result, he’s accidentally transported to Earth. He’s soon taken in by Melissa and Grant Brooks as their ninth foster child. Someone mishears his name as Ryan O’Ryan, and he doesn’t bother to correct them. Instead, he makes several unsuccessful attempts to use his “smartwear”—a full-body suit comprised of “nano-machines”—to return home, and he eventually resigns himself to staying with the Brooks family for the immediate future. He continues creating havoc, however, much to his foster siblings’ amusement—and soon, he even finds himself saving the world. He also stops trying to get home, as he’s happy to simply be “the worst student on Earth.” Miltenberg’s sense of humor makes this book a delightful read. For example, as part of an onion-themed recurring gag, the children attend “Los Miserobles Middle School, Home Of The Fierce Crying Onions,” complete with a giant onion mascot. That said, some other jokes feel crass, such as a character with the surname “Nonads.” Ryon’s humorous predicaments are often the result of good-hearted ambitions gone awry, which makes him a lovable, relatable character. Over the course of the story, Miltenberg tastefully dips into some serious topics, as well, such as immigration, and includes real-life science facts.

An appealing, space-age Robin Hood/Huckleberry Finn combo.

Pub Date: Oct. 6, 2019

ISBN: 978-1-69784-615-7

Page Count: 254

Publisher: Self

Review Posted Online: Jan. 16, 2020

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THE DEAD ZONE

The Stand did less well than The Shining, and The Dead Zone will do less well than either—as the King of high horror (Carrie) continues to move away from the grand-gothic strain that once distinguished him from the other purveyors of psychic melodrama. Here he's taken on a political-suspense plot formula that others have done far better, giving it just the merest trappings of deviltry. Johnnie Smith of Cleaves Mills, Maine, is a super-psychic; after a four-year coma, he has woken up to find that he can see the future—all of it except for certain areas he calls the "dead zone." So Johnnie can do great things, like saving a friend from death-by-lightning or reuniting his doctor with long-lost relatives. But Johnnie also can see a horrible presidential candidate on the horizon. He's Mayor Gregory Aromas Stillson of Ridgeway, N.H., and only Johnnie knows that this apparently klutzy candidate is really the devil incarnate—that if Stillson is elected he'll become the new Hitler and plunge the world into atomic horror! What can Johnnie do? All he can do is try to assassinate this Satanic candidate—in a climactic shootout that is recycled and lackluster and not helped by King's clumsy social commentary (". . . it was as American as The Wonderful Worm of Disney"). Johnnie is a faceless hero, and never has King's banal, pulpy writing been so noticeable in its once-through-the-typewriter blather and carelessness. Yes, the King byline will ensure a sizeable turnout, but the word will soon get around that the author of Carrie has this time churned out a ho-hum dud.

Pub Date: Aug. 16, 1979

ISBN: 0451155750

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Viking

Review Posted Online: Sept. 26, 2011

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 1979

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THE ISLAND

Hilderbrand’s portrait of the upper-crust Tate clan through the years is so deliciously addictive that it will be the “It”...

Queen of the summer novel—how could she not be, with all her stories set on an island—Hilderbrand delivers a beguiling ninth (The Castaways, 2009, etc.), featuring romance and mystery on isolated Tuckernuck Island.

The Tate family has had a house on Tuckernuck (just off the coast of swanky Nantucket) for generations. It has been empty for years, but now Birdie wants to spend a quiet mother-daughter week there with Chess before Chess’s wedding to Michael Morgan. Then the unthinkable happens—perfect Chess (beautiful, rich, well-bred food editor of Glamorous Home) dumps the equally perfect Michael. She quits her job, leaves her New York apartment for Birdie’s home in New Canaan, and all without explanation. Then the unraveling continues: Michael dies in a rock-climbing accident, leaving Chess not quite a widow, but devastated, guilty, unreachable in the shell of herself. Birdie invites her younger daughter Tate (a pretty, naïve computer genius) and her own bohemian sister India, whose husband, world-renowned sculptor Bill Bishop, killed himself years ago, to Tuckernuck for the month of July, in the hopes that the three of them can break through to Chess. Hunky Barrett Lee is their caretaker, coming from Nantucket twice a day to bring groceries and take away laundry (idyllic Tuckernuck is remote—no phone, no hot water, no ferry) as he’s also inspiring renewed lust in Tate, who has had a crush on him since she was a kid. The author jumps between the four women—Tate and her blossoming relationship with Barrett, India and her relationship with Lula Simpson, a painter at the Academy where India is a curator, Birdie, who is surprised by the recent kindnesses of ex-husband Grant, and finally Chess, who in her journal is uncoiling the sordid, sad circumstances of her break with normal life and Michael’s death.

Hilderbrand’s portrait of the upper-crust Tate clan through the years is so deliciously addictive that it will be the “It” beach book of the summer.

Pub Date: July 6, 2010

ISBN: 978-0-316-04387-8

Page Count: 416

Publisher: Reagan Arthur/Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: June 3, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2010

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