by Ted Heller ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 2, 2002
Totally entertaining, but Mike Nichols and Elaine May couldn’t get here a minute too soon.
Friends, enemies, employees, associates, enablers, girlfriends, relatives and other observers tell absolutely everything about a zany/croony midcentury comedy duo.
Heller, who sent up glossy publishing in Slab Rat (2000), turns his formidable skill to the world of low humor, following the genesis and exodus of Vic Fountain and Ziggy Bliss, Italian crooner and Jewish clown, respectively, whose successful comedy act hides mutual jealousy and, eventually, loathing. Sound a lot like Martin and Lewis? Okay, Vic Fountain, né Fontana, does have Superman blue hair, an insatiable appetite for everything but work, and an engaging way with not-too-tricky music, but his kids are more like Frank Sinatra’s, and Bliss, born Sigmund Blissman, does take over-the-top wackiness to exhausting lengths. Still, he has orange Brillo hair and never gets involved with French comic theory, so they’re not exactly the same as Dean and Jerry. And they’re not really the show here, because Heller’s long, detailed, and thoroughly believable story is actually about the enormous cast of characters who made the comedy duo possible while the comedy duo made all their lives impossible. You don’t even have to think the comedians are funny—you probably won’t. You just have to sit back and listen to the reminiscences of their writers, wives, arrangers, siblings, offspring, toadies, and everybody else who got rich or ruined in their wake, and the voices, even with such a huge cast (the list of characters at the end takes up four pages), are all distinct and credible. The history takes the duo from Bliss’s neglected childhood as the only offspring of an unsuccessful vaudeville duo and Fountain’s Brooklyn Italian girl-crazy youth through the movies and the last years of the big nightclubs to bitter Vegas. And the business about pan-fried toes is spectacular.
Totally entertaining, but Mike Nichols and Elaine May couldn’t get here a minute too soon.Pub Date: April 2, 2002
ISBN: 0-7432-1263-0
Page Count: 464
Publisher: Scribner
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 1, 2002
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by Kristin Hannah ‧ RELEASE DATE: March 1, 2001
The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...
Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.
Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.
The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.Pub Date: March 1, 2001
ISBN: 0-609-60737-5
Page Count: 336
Publisher: Crown
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001
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by Larry McMurtry ‧ RELEASE DATE: June 1, 1985
This large, stately, and intensely powerful new novel by the author of Terms of Endearment and The Last Picture Show is constructed around a cattle drive—an epic journey from dry, hard-drinking south Texas, where a band of retired Texas Rangers has been living idly, to the last outpost and the last days of the old, unsettled West in rough Montana. The time is the 1880s. The characters are larger than life and shimmer: Captain Woodrow Call, who leads the drive, is the American type of an unrelentingly righteous man whose values are puritanical and pioneering and whose orders, which his men inevitably follow, lead, toward the end, to their deaths; talkative Gus McCrae, Call's best friend, learned, lenient, almost magically skilled in a crisis, who is one of those who dies; Newt, the unacknowledged 17-year-old son of Captain Call's one period of self-indulgence and the inheritor of what will become a new and kinder West; and whores, drivers, misplaced sheriffs and scattered settlers, all of whom are drawn sharply, engagingly, movingly. As the rag-tag band drives the cattle 3,000 miles northward, only Call fails to learn that his quest to conquer more new territories in the West is futile—it's a quest that perishes as men are killed by natural menaces that soon will be tamed and by half-starved renegades who soon will die at the hands of those less heroic than themselves. McMurtry shows that it is a quest misplaced in history, in a landscape that is bare of buffalo but still mythic; and it is only one of McMurtry's major accomplishments that he does it without forfeiting a grain of the characters' sympathetic power or of the book's considerable suspense. This is a masterly novel. It will appeal to all lovers of fiction of the first order.
Pub Date: June 1, 1985
ISBN: 068487122X
Page Count: 872
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Review Posted Online: Sept. 30, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 1985
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