I CANNOT DRAW A HORSE

Draw this one from the shelf for a fun, metafictive read.

Part Ed Emberley, with a dash of Pigeon, and entirely meta.

The offstage narrator begins by introducing a small, gray, gumdrop of a shape set against an empty graph-paper background, saying, “This is my shape.” The shape immediately establishes itself as sentient, asking, “What am I?” It then answers its own question in speech-balloon text reading, “I am a nothing shape.” The narrator quickly counters this statement by transforming it into a line drawing of a cat, using the original shape as the body and adding a face, ears, limbs, and a tail. This is where the horse from the title comes in, as the cat says, “I want a horse.” The narrator immediately demurs, explaining, “A horse is hard to draw. I cannot draw a horse.” Ensuing pages show the narrator’s attempts to please the cat by drawing many different creatures and objects (excluding the desired horse), perhaps recalling Ed Emberley’s fingerprint drawing books as the little gray shape morphs into many things. While persistence and temper tantrums worthy of Willems’ Pigeon don’t cajole the narrator into equine drawings, the cat finally offers the narrator encouragement, and that does the trick. An ambiguous ending after the horse requests a bicycle will leave readers wondering what’s in store for the characters. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Draw this one from the shelf for a fun, metafictive read. (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: Sept. 6, 2022

ISBN: 978-1-4549-4594-9

Page Count: 48

Publisher: Union Square Kids

Review Posted Online: June 7, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 1, 2022

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SLUG IN LOVE

Sweet, reassuring fun—and a story to fully embrace.

A slug longs for a hug and finds it unexpectedly.

Doug the slug would really like a hug and plods on, seeking affection. But a caterpillar, bug, spider, and worm want no part of hugging a slug. They are just not feeling it (might they feel sluggish?), voicing their disdain in no uncertain terms with expressions like, “Grimy, slippy!” and “Squelchy, slimy!” What’s a slug to do? Undeterred, Doug keeps trying. He meets Gail, a snail with crimson lipstick and hip, red glasses; she happens to be as grimy and squelchy as he is, so he figures she is the hugger of his dreams. The two embark upon a madcap romantic courtship. Alas, Gail also draws the (slimy) line at hugging Doug. Finally, mournful Doug meets the best hugger and the true love of his life, proving there’s someone for everyone. This charmer will have readers rooting for Doug (and perhaps even wanting to hug him). Expressed in simple, jaunty verses that read and scan smoothly, the brief tale revolves around words that mainly rhyme with Doug and slug. Given that the story stretches vocabulary so well with regard to rhyming words, children can be challenged after a read-aloud session to offer up words that rhyme with slug and snail. The colorful and humorous illustrations are lively and cheerful; googly-eyed Doug is, like the other characters, entertaining and expressive. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Sweet, reassuring fun—and a story to fully embrace. (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: Dec. 14, 2021

ISBN: 978-1-66590-046-1

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Paula Wiseman/Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: Oct. 12, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2021

PETE THE CAT'S 12 GROOVY DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Pete’s fans might find it groovy; anyone else has plenty of other “12 Days of Christmas” variants to choose among

Pete, the cat who couldn’t care less, celebrates Christmas with his inimitable lassitude.

If it weren’t part of the title and repeated on every other page, readers unfamiliar with Pete’s shtick might have a hard time arriving at “groovy” to describe his Christmas celebration, as the expressionless cat displays not a hint of groove in Dean’s now-trademark illustrations. Nor does Pete have a great sense of scansion: “On the first day of Christmas, / Pete gave to me… / A road trip to the sea. / GROOVY!” The cat is shown at the wheel of a yellow microbus strung with garland and lights and with a star-topped tree tied to its roof. On the second day of Christmas Pete gives “me” (here depicted as a gray squirrel who gets on the bus) “2 fuzzy gloves, and a road trip to the sea. / GROOVY!” On the third day, he gives “me” (now a white cat who joins Pete and the squirrel) “3 yummy cupcakes,” etc. The “me” mentioned in the lyrics changes from day to day and gift to gift, with “4 far-out surfboards” (a frog), “5 onion rings” (crocodile), and “6 skateboards rolling” (a yellow bird that shares its skateboards with the white cat, the squirrel, the frog, and the crocodile while Pete drives on). Gifts and animals pile on until the microbus finally arrives at the seaside and readers are told yet again that it’s all “GROOVY!”

Pete’s fans might find it groovy; anyone else has plenty of other “12 Days of Christmas” variants to choose among . (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: Sept. 18, 2018

ISBN: 978-0-06-267527-9

Page Count: 48

Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins

Review Posted Online: Aug. 19, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 1, 2018

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