Clever, smart—and thin.



This fourth from the talented Ellmann (Man or Mango?, 1998, etc.) has her usual lists, facts, wicked humor, and violent charm—but not cohesion enough to bring it all together.

Our Dot is indeed an insignificant dot in the universe. Though happily MARRIED to John Buster (she’d probably be LESS happy if she knew he wasn’t a fishermen gone to sea weeks at a time, but a philandering husband with a JOB as a school counselor and a string of girlfriends), she is beginning to question what it’s all FOR. After a quick decision that it’s all for NOUGHT, she attempts suicide (just after she hits a little boy mistaken for a traffic cone), but, as the chosen tea cozy proves an inappropriate noose, Dot lives to see another day. This extra time allows her to kill a few irritating old ladies (why, they’re EVERYWHERE!) before she finally succumbs a few years later by JUMPING off a bridge. Unfortunately, Dot is still a dot in the universe, only now it’s the underworld. Given a tour to make Dante proud, Dot is ESCORTED through the various territories by none other than Dot’s favorite TV home décor maven, Belinda Lurcher (who fixes up the place on the way through). After some bureaucratic WRANGLING, Dot is next in line for reincarnation, and, lo and behold, she enters life again as a newly born opossum. But with vivisection what it is, Dot soon finds herself AGAIN in the underworld, this time prepared to check HUMAN on the required reentry form. Her next life is far more SATISFACTORY but holds a number of surprising similarities to the last two, including an end that seems an AWFUL lot like the beginning. Dot, not existing in three-dimensions, doesn’t provide Ellmann’s wry and raunchy humor with the stable foundation it needs. Jokes, facts, keen observations—and MUCH emphasis through capitalization—are reduced to gimmicks in the presence of this ambivalent heroine.

Clever, smart—and thin.

Pub Date: Feb. 21, 2004

ISBN: 1-58234-351-9

Page Count: 208

Publisher: Bloomsbury

Review Posted Online: May 20, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2004

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An enjoyable, cozy novel that touches on tough topics.


A group of strangers who live near each other in London become fast friends after writing their deepest secrets in a shared notebook.

Julian Jessop, a septuagenarian artist, is bone-crushingly lonely when he starts “The Authenticity Project”—as he titles a slim green notebook—and begins its first handwritten entry questioning how well people know each other in his tiny corner of London. After 15 years on his own mourning the loss of his beloved wife, he begins the project with the aim that whoever finds the little volume when he leaves it in a cafe will share their true self with their own entry and then pass the volume on to a stranger. The second person to share their inner selves in the notebook’s pages is Monica, 37, owner of a failing cafe and a former corporate lawyer who desperately wants to have a baby. From there the story unfolds, as the volume travels to Thailand and back to London, seemingly destined to fall only into the hands of people—an alcoholic drug addict, an Australian tourist, a social media influencer/new mother, etc.—who already live clustered together geographically. This is a glossy tale where difficulties and addictions appear and are overcome, where lies are told and then forgiven, where love is sought and found, and where truths, once spoken, can set you free. Secondary characters, including an interracial gay couple, appear with their own nuanced parts in the story. The message is strong, urging readers to get off their smartphones and social media and live in the real, authentic world—no chain stores or brands allowed here—making friends and forming a real-life community and support network. And is that really a bad thing?

An enjoyable, cozy novel that touches on tough topics.

Pub Date: Feb. 4, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-7861-8

Page Count: 368

Publisher: Pamela Dorman/Viking

Review Posted Online: Oct. 27, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2019

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A strict report, worthy of sympathy.


A violent surfacing of adolescence (which has little in common with Tarkington's earlier, broadly comic, Seventeen) has a compulsive impact.

"Nobody big except me" is the dream world of Holden Caulfield and his first person story is down to the basic, drab English of the pre-collegiate. For Holden is now being bounced from fancy prep, and, after a vicious evening with hall- and roommates, heads for New York to try to keep his latest failure from his parents. He tries to have a wild evening (all he does is pay the check), is terrorized by the hotel elevator man and his on-call whore, has a date with a girl he likes—and hates, sees his 10 year old sister, Phoebe. He also visits a sympathetic English teacher after trying on a drunken session, and when he keeps his date with Phoebe, who turns up with her suitcase to join him on his flight, he heads home to a hospital siege. This is tender and true, and impossible, in its picture of the old hells of young boys, the lonesomeness and tentative attempts to be mature and secure, the awful block between youth and being grown-up, the fright and sickness that humans and their behavior cause the challenging, the dramatization of the big bang. It is a sorry little worm's view of the off-beat of adult pressure, of contemporary strictures and conformity, of sentiment….

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

Pub Date: June 15, 1951

ISBN: 0316769177

Page Count: -

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 1951

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