A portfolio of random sketches—however vivid—does not a novel make.
After an impromptu marriage, Florida teen embarks on a road trip, encountering the usual exponents of absurd Americana, in visual artist Helnwein’s debut novel.
What, exactly, are the potential hazards of Hester Day? Her family isn’t dysfunctional; it’s just that she doesn’t like her mother, father and older sister very much, and she’s similarly blasé about her steamy Gulf Coast hometown. After high-school graduation, she’s offended by her mother’s insistence she attend college, and as an evasive tactic she hangs out at the public library, where she encounters, amid the musty stacks, someone she knows only as Philosophy Man, age 21. The two find each other mutually, vaguely repulsive. But when Hester impulsively decides to adopt and is told she must be 18 and married, she finagles Philosophy Man, aka Fenton, into marrying her when she is of legal age. (The marriage fits into his plans to write an epic poem about a mentally challenged wife.) The two eschew physical contact and Hester stays home, until the full existential horror of her family drives her back into “Arlene,” Fenton’s camper, with her ten-year-old chubby, spaceship-obsessed cousin Jethro in tow. En route to Chicago, the three pick up a clairvoyant Jesus Freak hitchhiker who misdirects them to Kansas, where a kindly farm lady reminiscent of Auntie Em plies them with comfort food. A TV newscast, blaring during dinner, announces that Hester is wanted for kidnapping. Fenton and Arlene, who have a way of ducking out at the most inopportune moments, leave Hester and Jethro to the mercy of a stereotypical potbellied Midwestern deputy sheriff. Inevitably, Hester ends up back home, where the story devolves into wan musings about how one can only tolerate one’s family by escaping it, preferably with a virtual stranger. Sardonic Hester can’t sustain reader interest for this entire journey—the roadside attractions simply aren’t there.
A portfolio of random sketches—however vivid—does not a novel make.Pub Date: Feb. 1, 2008
ISBN: 978-1-4165-7466-8
Page Count: 256
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2007
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A modern day fable, with modern implications in a deceiving simplicity, by the author of Dickens. Dali and Others (Reynal & Hitchcock, p. 138), whose critical brilliance is well adapted to this type of satire. This tells of the revolt on a farm, against humans, when the pigs take over the intellectual superiority, training the horses, cows, sheep, etc., into acknowledging their greatness. The first hints come with the reading out of a pig who instigated the building of a windmill, so that the electric power would be theirs, the idea taken over by Napoleon who becomes topman with no maybes about it. Napoleon trains the young puppies to be his guards, dickers with humans, gradually instigates a reign of terror, and breaks the final commandment against any animal walking on two legs. The old faithful followers find themselves no better off for food and work than they were when man ruled them, learn their final disgrace when they see Napoleon and Squealer carousing with their enemies... A basic statement of the evils of dictatorship in that it not only corrupts the leaders, but deadens the intelligence and awareness of those led so that tyranny is inevitable. Mr. Orwell's animals exist in their own right, with a narrative as individual as it is apt in political parody.
Pub Date: Aug. 26, 1946
ISBN: 0452277507
Page Count: 114
Publisher: Harcourt, Brace
Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 1946
The Brat Pack meets The Bacchae in this precious, way-too-long, and utterly unsuspenseful town-and-gown murder tale. A bunch of ever-so-mandarin college kids in a small Vermont school are the eager epigones of an aloof classics professor, and in their exclusivity and snobbishness and eagerness to please their teacher, they are moved to try to enact Dionysian frenzies in the woods. During the only one that actually comes off, a local farmer happens upon them—and they kill him. But the death isn't ruled a murder—and might never have been if one of the gang—a cadging sybarite named Bunny Corcoran—hadn't shown signs of cracking under the secret's weight. And so he too is dispatched. The narrator, a blank-slate Californian named Richard Pepen chronicles the coverup. But if you're thinking remorse-drama, conscience masque, or even semi-trashy who'll-break-first? page-turner, forget it: This is a straight gee-whiz, first-to-have-ever-noticed college novel—"Hampden College, as a body, was always strangely prone to hysteria. Whether from isolation, malice, or simple boredom, people there were far more credulous and excitable than educated people are generally thought to be, and this hermetic, overheated atmosphere made it a thriving black petri dish of melodrama and distortion." First-novelist Tartt goes muzzy when she has to describe human confrontations (the murder, or sex, or even the ping-ponging of fear), and is much more comfortable in transcribing aimless dorm-room paranoia or the TV shows that the malefactors anesthetize themselves with as fate ticks down. By telegraphing the murders, Tartt wants us to be continually horrified at these kids—while inviting us to semi-enjoy their manneristic fetishes and refined tastes. This ersatz-Fitzgerald mix of moralizing and mirror-looking (Jay McInerney shook and poured the shaker first) is very 80's—and in Tartt's strenuous version already seems dated, formulaic. Les Nerds du Mal—and about as deep (if not nearly as involving) as a TV movie.
Pub Date: Sept. 16, 1992
ISBN: 1400031702
Page Count: 592
Publisher: Knopf
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 1, 1992
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