Unrelentingly corny and patently absurd.
A serial killer stalks male truckers and musicians after being raped and infected with HIV.
In a story that features country crooning, mass murders and a plethora of pickled penises, it’s difficult to pinpoint the most distressing aspect. Dawn “Sugar” Wilson, songwriter-cum-serial killer, seeks vengeance for her rape by implementing the TITS method: Torture, Interrogate, Terrorize and Slay. Using her abundant sex appeal, she lures victims to a secret room, where she masturbates in front of them, has sex with them and then snips off their members. Afterward, she leaves behind poems for the police (led by the equally sexy detective “Booda,” so nicknamed because of her Buddhist beliefs), earning her the appellation “The Poet.” Meanwhile, trucker Tex Jones, a man who scrawls lyrics on the backs of napkins, has a stroke of good fortune when a waitress fishes one such gem out of the garbage and gives it to his cousin C.J., who sends it to a Nashville producer. Tex soon finds himself producing the song with the help of The Poet’s sister, Roberta. “A Trucker’s Song” becomes a breakout hit and leads Booda to recruit Tex and company to assist with her unconventional plan to catch the killer: a symposium featuring academics and writers trying to get inside The Poet’s mind, and a performance by C.J., his friend Chief and Roberta. The characters try their darndest to be likeable, but their annoying habit of laying on thick hillbilly accents in attempts to be funny makes them tedious. The explicit sex scenes and brutally disgusting murders quickly become odious, and a belated attempt to make the killer sympathetic is comical. Even the plot, which shows an inkling of promise, collapses under the weight of the completely illogical symposium and the inexplicable dropping of a seemingly important connection between The Poet’s notes and the universities of Texas and Tennessee. Worst of all, readers don’t even get the lyrics to the titular song.
Unrelentingly corny and patently absurd.Pub Date: June 13, 2006
ISBN: 141206955-6
Page Count: -
Publisher: N/A
Review Posted Online: May 23, 2010
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
The phrase “tour de force” could have been invented for this audacious novel.
Four men who meet as college roommates move to New York and spend the next three decades gaining renown in their professions—as an architect, painter, actor and lawyer—and struggling with demons in their intertwined personal lives.
Yanagihara (The People in the Trees, 2013) takes the still-bold leap of writing about characters who don’t share her background; in addition to being male, JB is African-American, Malcolm has a black father and white mother, Willem is white, and “Jude’s race was undetermined”—deserted at birth, he was raised in a monastery and had an unspeakably traumatic childhood that’s revealed slowly over the course of the book. Two of them are gay, one straight and one bisexual. There isn’t a single significant female character, and for a long novel, there isn’t much plot. There aren’t even many markers of what’s happening in the outside world; Jude moves to a loft in SoHo as a young man, but we don’t see the neighborhood change from gritty artists’ enclave to glitzy tourist destination. What we get instead is an intensely interior look at the friends’ psyches and relationships, and it’s utterly enthralling. The four men think about work and creativity and success and failure; they cook for each other, compete with each other and jostle for each other’s affection. JB bases his entire artistic career on painting portraits of his friends, while Malcolm takes care of them by designing their apartments and houses. When Jude, as an adult, is adopted by his favorite Harvard law professor, his friends join him for Thanksgiving in Cambridge every year. And when Willem becomes a movie star, they all bask in his glow. Eventually, the tone darkens and the story narrows to focus on Jude as the pain of his past cuts deep into his carefully constructed life.
The phrase “tour de force” could have been invented for this audacious novel.Pub Date: March 10, 2015
ISBN: 978-0-385-53925-8
Page Count: 720
Publisher: Doubleday
Review Posted Online: Dec. 21, 2014
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2015
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Once again, Hilderbrand displays her gift for making us care most about her least likable characters.
Hilderbrand’s latest cautionary tale exposes the toxic—and hilarious—impact of gossip on even the most sophisticated of islands.
Eddie and Grace Pancik are known for their beautiful Nantucket home and grounds, financed with the profits from Eddie’s thriving real estate company (thriving before the crash of 2008, that is). Grace raises pedigreed hens and, with the help of hunky landscape architect Benton Coe, has achieved a lush paradise of fowl-friendly foliage. The Panciks’ teenage girls, Allegra and Hope, suffer invidious comparisons of their looks and sex appeal, although they're identical twins. The Panciks’ friends the Llewellyns (Madeline, a blocked novelist, and her airline-pilot husband, Trevor) invested $50,000, the lion’s share of Madeline’s last advance, in Eddie’s latest development. But Madeline, hard-pressed to come up with catalog copy, much less a new novel, is living in increasingly straightened circumstances, at least by Nantucket standards: she can only afford $2,000 per month on the apartment she rents in desperate hope that “a room of her own” will prime the creative pump. Construction on Eddie’s spec houses has stalled, thanks to the aforementioned crash. Grace, who has been nursing a crush on Benton for some time, gives in and a torrid affair ensues, which she ill-advisedly confides to Madeline after too many glasses of Screaming Eagle. With her agent and publisher dropping dire hints about clawing back her advance and Eddie “temporarily” unable to return the 50K, what’s a writer to do but to appropriate Grace’s adultery as fictional fodder? When Eddie is seen entering her apartment (to ask why she rented from a rival realtor), rumors spread about him and Madeline, and after the rival realtor sneaks a look at Madeline’s rough draft (which New York is hotly anticipating as “the Playboy Channel meets HGTV”), the island threatens to implode with prurient snark. No one is spared, not even Hilderbrand herself, “that other Nantucket novelist,” nor this magazine, “the notoriously cranky Kirkus.”
Once again, Hilderbrand displays her gift for making us care most about her least likable characters.Pub Date: June 16, 2015
ISBN: 978-0-316-33452-5
Page Count: 384
Publisher: Little, Brown
Review Posted Online: May 20, 2015
Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 1, 2015
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