More emetic than erotic.
If Michael Crichton had written The Thorn Birds, it might have sounded something like this debut thriller, which is crammed with medico-scientific jargon, wild sex and jabs at the Catholic Church.
Our hero is that bad-fiction staple, the hottie priest. Cute as a third-rate Caravaggio, Monsignor Dante Petrocchi-Bianchi is a former exorcist—natch—a multilingual, Vatican-savvy diplomat and an award-winning neuroscientist. That last credential is at least a new twist; perhaps the author was looking to make some use of her Ph.D. in molecular virology. Kenyon sets Dante on a clichéd mission to expose a New England pedophile priest. Masquerading as Father Nicolai’s replacement, the comely cleric hears confession from beauteous Bev Sloan, who’s having bad thoughts about offing her hubby. Nobel-tracked neurologist Conroy Sloan is in the throes of a seismic midlife crisis: He’s driving an antique Porsche and having sex with S&M-leaning, father-fixated lab assistant Leila. Dante tries to put the kibosh on their affair, but soon enough, he’s begun his own tryst with Bev. It’s a bad idea to make Doctor Sloan mad, since Conroy is road-testing a “glowing green virus” that produces symptoms similar to rabies. Frenzied plot twists ensue: Vengeful Bev stabs mocking, incorrigibly philandering Conroy; Dante ultimately makes Cardinal while remaining agonized over his shaky faith; readers find out that Leila had been abused; soap-opera and whodunit worlds collide. The author is certainly no slave to plausibility, and as for the prose, let two purple passages in the novel’s first three pages suffice: When Bev finds pink panties in her husband’s suitcase, “a caged ape rattled her ribs and her stomach snapped like an angry bull shark surging through chum.” And, in his Porsche with Leila, “testosterone or adrenaline or an opiate neurotransmitter crackled in [Conroy’s] spine, riding ionic potentials cresting down axons like surfing the Bonzai pipeline.”
More emetic than erotic.Pub Date: Jan. 1, 2007
ISBN: 1-60164-002-1
Page Count: 480
Publisher: Künati
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2006
The phrase “tour de force” could have been invented for this audacious novel.
Four men who meet as college roommates move to New York and spend the next three decades gaining renown in their professions—as an architect, painter, actor and lawyer—and struggling with demons in their intertwined personal lives.
Yanagihara (The People in the Trees, 2013) takes the still-bold leap of writing about characters who don’t share her background; in addition to being male, JB is African-American, Malcolm has a black father and white mother, Willem is white, and “Jude’s race was undetermined”—deserted at birth, he was raised in a monastery and had an unspeakably traumatic childhood that’s revealed slowly over the course of the book. Two of them are gay, one straight and one bisexual. There isn’t a single significant female character, and for a long novel, there isn’t much plot. There aren’t even many markers of what’s happening in the outside world; Jude moves to a loft in SoHo as a young man, but we don’t see the neighborhood change from gritty artists’ enclave to glitzy tourist destination. What we get instead is an intensely interior look at the friends’ psyches and relationships, and it’s utterly enthralling. The four men think about work and creativity and success and failure; they cook for each other, compete with each other and jostle for each other’s affection. JB bases his entire artistic career on painting portraits of his friends, while Malcolm takes care of them by designing their apartments and houses. When Jude, as an adult, is adopted by his favorite Harvard law professor, his friends join him for Thanksgiving in Cambridge every year. And when Willem becomes a movie star, they all bask in his glow. Eventually, the tone darkens and the story narrows to focus on Jude as the pain of his past cuts deep into his carefully constructed life.
The phrase “tour de force” could have been invented for this audacious novel.Pub Date: March 10, 2015
ISBN: 978-0-385-53925-8
Page Count: 720
Publisher: Doubleday
Review Posted Online: Dec. 21, 2014
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2015
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Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.
Sisters work together to solve a child-abandonment case.
Ellie and Julia Cates have never been close. Julia is shy and brainy; Ellie gets by on charm and looks. Their differences must be tossed aside when a traumatized young girl wanders in from the forest into their hometown in Washington. The sisters’ professional skills are put to the test. Julia is a world-renowned child psychologist who has lost her edge. She is reeling from a case that went publicly sour. Though she was cleared of all wrongdoing, Julia’s name was tarnished, forcing her to shutter her Beverly Hills practice. Ellie Barton is the local police chief in Rain Valley, who’s never faced a tougher case. This is her chance to prove she is more than just a fading homecoming queen, but a scarcity of clues and a reluctant victim make locating the girl’s parents nearly impossible. Ellie places an SOS call to her sister; she needs an expert to rehabilitate this wild-child who has been living outside of civilization for years. Confronted with her professional demons, Julia once again has the opportunity to display her talents and salvage her reputation. Hannah (The Things We Do for Love, 2004, etc.) is at her best when writing from the girl’s perspective. The feral wolf-child keeps the reader interested long after the other, transparent characters have grown tiresome. Hannah’s torturously over-written romance passages are stale, but there are surprises in store as the sisters set about unearthing Alice’s past and creating a home for her.
Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.Pub Date: March 1, 2006
ISBN: 0-345-46752-3
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Ballantine
Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 1, 2005
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