In a predictable move that everybody saw coming, novelist Jonathan Safran Foer has a new side gig working with the daughter of a Beatle to sell $2,000 jackets to rich vegans.
Foer, the author, creative writing professor, and guy who brings Portobello mushrooms to the barbecue and insists they taste just like steak, is collaborating with fashion designer and activist Stella McCartney on a line of clothing for Saks Fifth Avenue, Vogue reports.
The clothes feature Foer’s handwriting, and bear slogans like “We are entirely free to live differently” and “Be leaving, believing, be living”—which sounds like something you’d read on one of your aunt’s throw pillows.
The clothing line was inspired by Foer’s latest book, We Are the Weather, in which he argues that humans’ hunger for animal products is exacerbating climate change.
The Saks Fifth Avenue website offers a reversible cotton padded jacket from the collection for $2,265. A similarly patterned jumpsuit will set you back $1,595.
If you’re unable to afford those because of your insatiable Tofurky habit, you can also pick up a T-shirt for a mere $530.
Michael Schaub is an Austin, Texas-based journalist and regular contributor to NPR.
